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Friday, November 28, 2008

Current Music: Flobots, No Handlbars

I guess this is part two in my thousand-part series where post what music I'm listening to now.

Today it's Flobots - No Handlebars. With a great rotoscoped/animated video, good music, and inspired lyrics, this one is an obvious hit. Mix that with my recent TF2/L4D obsessions, and some clever rewriting of the lyrics at ubercharged, and I'm hooked.

Here are the gamers lyrics:
I can play my game with no voice commands
No voice commands, no voice commands
I can play my game with no voice commands
No voice commands, no voice commands

Look at me, look at me
Pushin’ the cart like it’s good to be
On BLU, and I’m a Payload champion
Even when I’m outnumbered 10 to me
I can show you how to pop an uber
I can show you how to eat a Sandvich
I can dominate an entire team
Even when I’m playin’ on my crappy bandwidth
I can stab and run without gettin’ shot
I can outmaneuver any Sniper dot
I know all the routes to the final point
And I can flank any defence you’ve got
Me and my friends, we never lose
Me and my friends got “Cook the Books”
And guess how long it took
I can dominate who I want, ’cause look

I can kill heavies with a bit of lead
A bit of lead, a bit of lead
And I can see you’re playin’ some Left 4 Dead
Some Left 4 Dead, some Left 4 Dead

Look at me, look at me
Just typed to say that it’s good to be
Alive, with hordes of zombies
Tryin’ to stop my victory
I can dodge Hunters without getting leapt on
I can stop a rush, don’t matter how large
I can jump on that wall fan
And I contribute to Boomercharged
I can take out 3 Tanks at once
I can make up for the team dunce
I know how to hold my own on Expert
And I can make a zombie player ragequit
Boomers, Hunters, Tanks and Witches
Me and my crew can wipe out those b*tches
I can outwit the AI Director
I’m one guy you can’t infest, ’cause

I can lead my teammates with a microphone
A microphone, a microphone
And I can win a match with a Molotov
A Molotov, a Molotov

Look at me, look at me
Making zombies go POP!
And it feels so good to be alive and on top
My gun is loaded, my saferoom secure
My win is noted, my victory sure
I can own zombies across the nation
Kill ‘em with bullets or immolation
Turn ‘em into a mass cremation
Whatever guarantees my team’s salvation
I can make boss zombies lose their patience
Send them to exasperation
My team fulfil my machination
To achieve complete pacification, ’cause

I can guide players like a flock of sheep
A flock of sheep, a flock of sheep
And I can leave one dying without a care
Without a care, without a care
And I can board the copter and leave them behind
And leave them behind, and leave them behind
And leave them behind, and leave them behind
And leave them behind!

I can play my game with no voice commands
No voice commands, no voice commands
I can play my game with no voice commands
No voice commands, no voice commands…

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