So my portal stats need some work

I really like steam's Achievements feature, which augments standard game storylines with additional optional goals, which are published to other steam users, and, apparently, the entire public internet.

Now that I know the whole world is watching, I think my portal stats need some work. You can click through the pic to see how I'm doing. ...oh, and if you don't know, Portal is an excellent game with a whole new game mechanic, well-developed storyline, good humor, a brilliant ending, and is worth your $20.